ETA/PREFACE: fleshlycherry is a really classy, upstanding lady. It's part of what makes her inner Chad so awesome.
I chat with fleshlycherry way too much during the day, and we discuss fic. Here are some more thought out portions of conversation from my spn_j2_bigbang:
Context: Jensen has just broken up (or been dumped) by the guy he's seeing, and Jared is there to comfort him. Jared believes the whole dating men thing was an experiment on Jensen's part.
Jensen: I suck at dating. It's obvious I'm going to die alone.
Jared: No. You're a great guy. You're funny. You're kind. You're smart. And you're hot. Any girl will be lucky to have you.
Jensen: *snorts* But not you.
Jensen: But no guys. Not you.
Jared: What do you mean?
Jensen: How many men do I have to fuck before you'll believe I'm in love with you!
Jared: sure you love me, but like a friend and you're not gay
Jensen: You know what. Fuck you. Get out.
Context: After the previous conversation Jared goes home and bitches to his roommate Chad about how unreasonable Jensen is.
Chad: Dude, he wants your hot dude-bit in his dude-bit
Chad: He wants your man meat!
Chad: oh just fuck him already. Thats when you put your dick in his ass.
Jared: dude! I know what sex is
Chad: Good. Then go have it with him.
Jared: Jensen's not gay.
Chad: He was gay the one time your dick was in him. He's been screwing dudes.
Jared: He was drunk, and the rest was an experiment.
Chad:Some dude was jizzing in your boy's face. That dude came right in your boy's eye! *jerking off/pettle throwing* And he liked it. For [x number] of months.
Obviously this needs to be polished up a bit, but that's the general idea. fleshlycherry needs to be credited for a lot of this (i.e. the whole "how many men" bit, and the most of second conversation. I love her inner Chad.